We are back in the Final Four, this time at your local Shop Rite. Why Shop Rite? Because almost everyone grew up with a Shop Rite near them, it is my wife’s favorite supermarket, and this song will get stuck in your head the rest of the day. This round takes place in a grocery store with no one in it. Just aisles stocked with food and silence. Kind of a scary thought, actually. Onto the match ups.
Trix Rabbit vs. Honey Bee
Tale of the Tape: The Trix rabbit made it through the Cocoa Krispies Monkey and the Dig’em Frog while keeping afloat in a giant pool of milk. The Honey Bee, meanwhile, took down Sonny The Cuckoo Bird and Toucan Sam in the Keebler Elves Tree. The Trix Rabbit clearly has the size advantage, but the Honey Bee hasn’t let that stop him thus far. Who makes it to the finals?
Raisin Bran Sun vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop
Tale of the Tape: The Raisin Bran sun took down Frankenberry and then proved to be the worst possible matchup for Count Chocula, as vampires cannot face the sun. Snap, Crackle, and Pop made it through Cap’n Crunch and the Cookie Crisp Robber, while simultaneously creeping out anyone who looked directly into their eyes in the picture above.Follow @TheClemReport