Man Finds Out His Ex Is Dating Another Man. Reacts In Typical Fashion By Eating The Guy’s Heart

Posted: June 17, 2014 in Crazy News, Uncategorized
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Canada Journal-  A Zimbabwean man has been arrested in South Africa after he allegedly killed a love rival in a savage attack, cut out his heart and ate it with a fork and knife.

Neighbours said the Zimbabwean, aged 35, visited the home of former girlfriend, Nomonde Soloshe, and found her with new flame, Mbuyiselo Manona

“When we got there the man kept muttering ‘I am the king’ and declaring his undying love for the woman. He then cut the heart out and ate it before the police came and took him away,” a witness said.

“On the scene they found a suspect, a Zimbabwean national, busy eating the heart of a human with a knife and fork,” police spokesman Frederick van Wyk told the Cape Times said.

The woman at the centre of the love triangle told police that her former lover had visited the house where she was living with her current partner and they had chatted together before he gave her money to buy liquor and she left.

When she returned she found her partner, 62-year-old Mbuyiselo Manona, had been stabbed, Van Wyk said.

Neighbours alerted by the commotion said they had peered through the house windows to see the man cutting out Manona’s heart and eating it.

“The whole situation was crazy. We were shouting at him to stop, but he did not listen,” one neighbour said.

There is no chance this chick ever gets another boyfriend, right?

 Seeing your ex with a new person?  Your blood may boil.  Getting into a fight with the new boyfriend?  I’m sure that will happen hundreds of times today.  That passion leading to a murder? Plenty of inmates have that on their wrap sheet.  Eating the heart of the victim?  Batshit crazy, but I still kinda get it.  But using a fork and knife to eat the heart?  The guy gets points for eating in a civilized manner, but that is still some next level psycho stuff right there.  You either have to bag it up like Lloyd Christmas or double fist that heart and chow it down a la Khaleesi.

As for muttering “I am the king” the entire time, I have to give the dude credit, he shoots for the stars.  He does not call himself A king, but THE king.  He may be legitimately insane, but his self-esteem is through the roof.  Are you gonna tell that sick son of a bitch that he ISN’T THE king?


PS- Still not 100% sure the Canada Journal is a reputable news source, but this story is too crazy not to be true, right?


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