Is “How To Have Cybersex On The Internet” The Best Video Ever? Or Just The Greatest Hoax Ever?

Posted: August 1, 2014 in Uncategorized, Youtube
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A drop of nectar from the internet Gods fell to the Earth this week.  The debate is whether or not this is a hoax.  Because if it is real, it is the best video in internet history.  Lets go to the video tape.

junct

Look at those room options.  If you didn’t spend your formative years at the Seduction Junction, you can get the hell out of my life.  Real Time/ Net . Con was the hot shit until AOL and Prodigy took over the internet game.

Gramm

All girls used to go into chat rooms saying they were “very horny” and took the first John that gave them the time of day, right?  A/S/L is for the birds.  No pomp and circumstance was needed back then on the net (that used to be slang for “the internet”).

PS- The fact she wrote “i’m” and “im” two different ways and put a space before her question mark would have irked me to no end.  But not in an “I will not cybersex her brains out” type of way.

boo

Every single girl I ever had cybersex with took their shirt off immediately* as we were about to get it on.

*In my cyber imagination

room

The amount of S’s in the “yessssssssssss” response is the capper.  When you are typing with one hand, you have to substitute quality with quantity.

cyb

When it comes to the star of this transcendent video, I DEFINITELY would.  I am saying a rock solid 7.2.  7.9 if you account for her loose morals and casual clothing choices while on the World Wide Web.

chick

As for the TV static chick, I definitely would as well, despite the lack of a face, skin, and human soul.  You cannot teach a body like that.  That comes from years of working out and/or countless cybersex sessions.  She is a solid 9.2 if you have a fetish for TV static women.

The one (and most important reason) I know this video is a hoax

1. The person you were having cybersex with was always really a guy acting like a chick (and this video is too good to be true).

Video Rating: A Perfect 10 out of 10.  If the video is a hoax, 9.95 out of 10.

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Comments
  1. JC says:

    The static video wipe is a built-in transition that could only be found on VIDEO TOASTER 4000 which only ran on AMIGA based computer linear editing systems.

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