So I had a nice Friday night planned with the wife. “Neighbors” on TV1, Mets/Cubs on TV2. Maybe sprinkle in some preseason football
moneymaking viewing to get the weekend started. And then my entire world was turned upside down when I saw the Mets ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
What the hell is going on with Jay Horwitz’s midsection? There are so many possibilities.
3:1- He is getting a jump on the next viral fundraiser, the Rabies Fupa Challenge.
6:1- Jay has the most epic pair of man boobs we’ve ever seen. Swing low, sweet chariots.
10:1- He is slowly turning into Grimace.
20:1- Horwitz is the main villain in the new Goosebumps book.
Finally, what is going on with those sock marks, Jay? I respect the high sock game and all*, but that is patently ridiculous. May be time to hit the ol’ Big And Tall store for some socks, Jay Bird.
*Editor’s note: I don’t respect anyone who wears socks from April-October, I was just trying to be nice**
**I actually respect any girl that wears high socks, regardless of month.Follow @TheClemReport