God damn I love Bill Murray. He is just like your fun, crazy uncle who always finds himself in the middle of wild stories. Except Bill Murray is a millionaire actor who creates those weird stories just to blow peoples minds. Using my trusty detective equipment, I learned that Murray is a partial owner of the team he was ripping tickets for. So you have the millionaire actor who is also a part owner of the minor league team that you are going to see ripping your ticket. Be cooler than Bill Murray. You can’t.
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