A big, hearty fuck you to the people who created this. I am sure part of the reason they made the Selfie Brush was to get a rise out of old-school squares like myself. Well, mission accomplished. Because the word selfie and everything it stands for grinds the living shit out of my gears. Apparently the iPhone 6 will not fit in the brush, so score on for the good guys. I hope that there is a defect that leads to a ton of broken screens across America.
P.S. The last time I saw something this ridiculous was when the Shake Weight was announced. And they went on to sell about a billion* of those handjob practice machines. So while I may hate the idea of the Selfie Brush, I love the idea of being a millionaire. So hats off to the inventors on likely getting rich beyond my wildest dreams. And may Satan take no mercy on you for what you have brought into this world.
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