No one makes kind of adorable, Seahawks Skittles girl sad on my watch and gets away with it. Am I happy that Richard Sherman and the 12s are crying in their Starbucks this morning? You’re God damn right. But this girl is cute as a button, especially with that Skittles eye-black on.
Do I think red eye-black doesn’t do a very job of preventing glare? Of course! But I can overlook that stuff in the name of cuteness. For example, I hate cats with every fiber of my being. But I would have to be a cold-blooded asshole to hate kittens. So I can forgive wearing red eye-black on the biggest game of the year, just because this girl is a legit cutie pie. That being said, I really hope she isn’t crying on the shoulder of some emo Seattle-ite. Is that even what they are called? There are more questions than answers after that Super Bowl.
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