Final Rating: 8.8/10. The internet will not let us forget that bacon is awesome. I don’t know if you can actually give bacon anything but a 10 because it is always a 10. So Slim Jim Bacon Jerky actually is an 18.8/10, if that makes sense. The price of a 2 oz. bag of bacon jerky costs the same as a pound of uncooked bacon, so take that into account before getting crazy and buying it in bulk.
Macho Man Impersonation Rating: 5/10. I went into this review trying out my Macho Man and it was on point in my brain. However, I wasn’t saying “Snap into a Slim Jim”. I was saying things like “Oooooh yeah, dig it”.
I recorded the review and used it, despite knowing how awful my voice was because I honestly don’t know if I could have done a better version. Anyway, here is my Macho Man impression doing an actual Macho Man line. This is much better, in my opinion.
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#RIP
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