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Last year, I did a review of all the flavors for the Lay’s Do Us A Flavor contest, which helped get me started down this long, cholesterol-raising road of food reviews. So being the man of honor that I strive to be, I have decided to do the reviews with the four new flavors of 2015: Southern Biscuits And Gravy, West Coast Truffle Fries, New York Ruben, and Greektown Gyro. Onto the reviews.
Southern Biscuits And Gravy:
Rating: 7.8
Pretty damn good. They kinda tasted like the turkey and gravy chips I reviewed at Thanksgiving time. Are they better than last year’s winner (in my mind at least) Bacon Mac N Cheese? Nope. Or Cappuccino? Probably not. But they are decent. And any time you get to listen to a little bit of Ludacris as you eat junk food, life isn’t all that bad.
West Coast Truffle Fries:
Rating: 4.2
Now this one broke my heart. Whenever someone orders truffle fries for the table, I will likely say something like “Oh, that’s cool. I’ll probably have a couple.” And then I do not hear another word of conversation at the table until the fries arrive because they are all I am thinking about. So yeah, I like truffle fries. But these things were a goddamn traveshamockery on that wonderful food.
New York Reuben:
Rating: 1.2.
The brief whiff of these chips almost made me throw up. But I gave them a shot anyway. As you can see in the video, it’s a gradual decline from tasting to disliking to pure hatred. When I say it tasted like a subway, I meant one of those subway trains where there is a homeless person that is asleep/dead in the corner and you can never get that smell out of your nose. Yup, that bad.
Greektown Gyro:
Rating: 0. Zero. A goddamn goose egg. The worst actual food I have ever tasted. Bigfoot’s dick level of disgusting.
So there are my reviews for this batch of Lay’s Do Us A Flavor chips. To view the rest of my 15-second food reviews, simply click play below or select the video you would like to watch by clicking the icon in the upper-lefthand corner and choose a review.
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