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“Superbowl Champion Ray Rice”, huh?  I am surprised the NFL hasn’t had all of these ads destroyed.  Not because it builds up current Enemy Number 1 or because Rice is flexing his infamous muscles.  It’s because the NFL is notorious for not allowing anyone to profit off of the words “Super Bowl” unless you pay the significant fee that goes along with it.  Straight cash homey may actually be the NFL’s official motto.

You have to hand it to the New Rochelle Youth Tackle League, though.  That is Marketing 101 right there.  “Home Of Domestic Abuser Ray Rice” or “Birthplace Of Current Media Lightning Rod Ray Rice” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.  Bravo, NRYTL!

h/t The Vulcha for the pic


*Editors Note: God damn this division has an ugly color scheme

Baltimore Ravens


Over/Under Win Total: 8.5

Odds to win division: +275

Odds to win Super Bowl: 40/1 (more…)

You cannot possibly be more Jim Harbaugh than clarifying that you are going to pour ice water on your head, but only because your brother told you to and not Pete Carroll.  I know the phrase arch-nemesis is kind of dated, but Harbaugh clearly sees Carroll as some evil genius that he must vanquish.

In fact, I wouldn’t be shocked if Harbaugh was the one who created the Pete Carroll Wealthy Oil Barron gif.  Straight out of a comic book movie.  Then again, Harbaugh also strikes me as the dad that still has an AOL email address and puts web addresses into Google instead of typing them in the address bar.


The true winner in all of this is actually John Harbaugh.  Another victory for older brothers around the globe.  He has already beat his younger brother in the preseason, regular season, and Super Bowl.  Now he challenged him to the ice bucket challenge.  Big brother strength like you read about.


Update: The most Jim Harbaugh thing is to actually take the ice bucket challenge without flinching while giving the double peace sign.

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Harbaugh without a flinch #Hardooooo

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smitty2 Steve Smith may have lost half a step over the years, but we would never say that to his face. That’s because his mouth still remains undefeated.

“When I look in the defensive meeting room and I see, ‘Play like a Raven,’ ‘Baltimore Ravens: We build bullies,’ that’s what I’m talking about,” Smith told CSN Baltimore. That’s one reason why he believes he’s a perfect fit in Baltimore.

“When I think of a Baltimore Raven, what I think of is you go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce and we take your spork and we break it. And we leave you with an empty lunch. That’s the Baltimore Raven way, that’s the bully way and that’s football.”

God I love 8-9.  An undersized receiver with an oversized Napoleonic complex that beats up his teammates whenever he feels like it.  Taking the lunch box, juice box, and applesauce is one thing.  But breaking the spork is just senseless violence.  And that’s how Stevey Smiff rolls.  Oh yeah, and he rocks a jersey with Sr. on it.  Steve Smith.  Grown ass man.


PS- Remember when people started calling 8-9 “The Other Steve Smith” when the Giants Steve Smith became a Pro Bowler?  We can all agree that 8-9 beat the shit out of Giants Steve Smith and told him to be quiet or else he would finish the job, right?  God I fucking love Steve Smith.

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