Posts Tagged ‘cereal’

Final Rating: 6.4/10. Cookies and creme is one of my favorite ice cream flavors. And the candy bar is good as hell too. But there is something missing in this cereal. Not a ton of flavor is present and it just feels wrong to eat a candy bar without a lot of flavor. And don’t get me wrong, i LOVE Reese’s Puffs. In fact, I think it’s safe to say Reese’s Puffs are my favorite cereal. But these things don’t hold a candle to Reese’s Puffs. And to be honest, the Cookies ‘n’ Creme box shouldn’t even come close to having a similar looking label to Reese’s Puffs. It’s sacrilegious.  Go to hell, Cookies ‘n’ Creme cereal.  OK, that was kind of strong.  But still, you suck.

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Final Rating: 8.9/10.  Unlike some of the reviews I have done in the past, this actually tastes like the food it is imitating.  French toast rules and French Toast Crunch tastes like French toast.  I missed French Toast Crunch the first time it made its rounds in grocery stores, but I’m happy I didn’t miss the encore performance.  The geniuses at Cinnamon Toast Crunch have done it again!

In related news, I have been eating a lot of cereal for lunch lately.  Nothing will make you feel like more of a poor person than eating cold cereal for lunch more than in emergencies (and even in the emergencies, you feel pretty poor).  

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Note to self, when choosing participants for a death match, avoid using the giant star that gives light and warmth to our entire planet.  It will be very hard for anyone to beat it in a fight to the death.  Congrats on the victory Raisin Bran Sun and congrats on to everyone else to making it to NCAA Tourney Opening Weekend!

Who has two scoops and wins deathmatches?  This guy!

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A look at what the Raisin Bran Sun did to everyone in this tournament.

With March Madness upon us, we have a little bit of competition in the bracket game.  However, I have unveiled a pretty good field of fighters for this week, as we have a Cereal Character Deathamatch on our hands.  Some of the regions are a little wacky, but you need to suspend belief a little when it comes to this game.  Here are the contenders.

Editor’s Note: Many people will notice Tony The Tiger is not in this bracket.  This was done on purpose, since a giant tiger with the mind of a human would be basically impossible to beat.  Don’t worry, Tony will be in a future tournament against competition more suited to his weight class/abilities.  I would love to see another Editor’s Note that is even close to being this ridiculous.

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