Posts Tagged ‘cleveland browns’

I watched that video three times trying to figure out what the hell Jeremy Fowler meant by the Browns having rubber duckies at quarterback, and it still doesn’t make sense.  But regardless, Fowler seemed proud as a peacock about that analogy.  However, a tip from Twitter telling me that maybe Fowler was referring to the Urban Dictionary definition of a rubber ducky.


As it turns out, the Browns HAVE had rubber duckies at quarterback for years.  Great job by Jeremy Fowler and the Worldwide Leader for finally getting weird like the rest of us.


“I think today is the day that I go out and finally buy that new car.  I better wear the nicest Batman shirt in my wardrobe just in case my salesman is the most famous car salesman in the world and the picture of us together goes viral on Twitter.”- Random Cleveland dude.

Great timing by this guy, too.  Gordon may be practicing with the Browns by this time tomorrow.  Usually new cars depreciate markedly the minute you take them off of the lot.  But this car may be a collector’s item in 24 hours.  Driving the only car that Josh Gordon ever sold is almost as incredible as owning Jon John Voight’s car.


As a Mets fan, I know the many types of losing all too well.  This game started out as a “you are going to get your doors blown off” type of game.  While those are never fun, at least you can mentally check out and try to enjoy the rest of your day.  But this quickly turned into “Holy shit, we are going to come back and beat our biggest rival in Week 1 behind the arm of a local, homegrown quarterback”.

And then Cleveland happened.  At least LeBron is back, right?*

*Googles “Did LeBron have something terrible happen to him yet?”.


*Editors Note: God damn this division has an ugly color scheme

Baltimore Ravens


Over/Under Win Total: 8.5

Odds to win division: +275

Odds to win Super Bowl: 40/1 (more…)




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