Posts Tagged ‘cookies’

Final Rating: 7.2/10. If you are going to say something tastes like a s’more, it sure as hell better taste like a s’more. And that cookie did not taste like a s’more. S’mores are as American as apple pie, so try to avoid spitting on the Constitution next time your flavor scientist nerds are making flavors in their lab, Oreo. And I will use that line from The Sandlot every single time I taste a disappointing s’mores product. Because The Sandlot is simply classic American cinema.

And finally, continuing with the “America” theme, ripping open that resealable packaging with one hand in the epitome of “American brawn”. I could probably be a G.I. Joe character if they still made those cartoons today.

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Final Rating: 0,0/10.  Cream cheese is the worst tasting thing in the world.  It legitimately boggles my mind how many people enjoy eating that rancid swill.  And since red velvet is a cream cheese-based dessert, red velvet is the most overrated dessert in the history of forever.  If the cake was a different color, no one would like it.  Stop being sheep, people!

 

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