The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament Champion

Well after millions thousands hundreds of votes were cast, we have ourselves a champion in the Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament.  Mayhem AKA the Travis Durden of Madison Avenue took home the belt pretty convincingly.  Just looking at his run, he faced legit competition every round.  Brawny Man, Mr. Clean, Joe Camel, and Burger King would wipe the floor with 99% of the people reading this blog.  So hats off Mayhem and thank you for being one of the few commercials I don’t mind watching 5,000 times every Sunday.

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The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Finals

Well after countless gallons of virtual blood was spilled, we have made it to the finals.  So read the rules and vote on the matchup below.  I have included the CBS March Madness song for inspiration as you make your pick.

The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Final Four

We move into Round 3 of the mascot death match tournament.  I have included the CBS March Madness song as inspiration in case you want to listen to something as you make your picks.  It is just like picking your college hoops bracket, except Dick Vitale isn’t on TV yelling at you.  Onto the matchups!

The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Round 2

Well it has been a while since Round 1, but the we have finally made it to Round 2 of the Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament.  So read the rules and vote on the matchups below.  I have included the CBS March Madness song as inspiration in case you want to listen to something as you make your picks.

Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Round 1

Hey everyone,

A quick note for the site.  I have partnered up to share some of the content from The Clem Report with the team at KFC Radio.  If you haven’t already, check out their site and their podcasts.  It’s a great stop for sports, pop culture, and comedy.  One of the blogs I plan to be sharing with them will be the Death Match Tournaments.

A quick refresher about the tournaments.  On long trips, my buddies and I will name random celebrities, friends, fictional characters, etc. to participate in a tournament.  We place all these people in a bracket and vote on who would win in a fight to the death.  These tournaments always lead to some fun debates and interesting matchups.

Every month I will group 16 competitors together in a bracket and the readers will vote on who wins.  This tournament will be a matchup of famous advertising mascots.

Baseball Deathmatch Tournament Round 2

NCAA Mascot Deathmatch Champion

What can beat a giant gator, a husky, a bear, and a man with a musket in a fight to the death?  Sparty can.  Now can Izzo and the boys bring back the “other” title to East Lansing?

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