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Oh you guys thought you were getting a sexy supermodel leg show, right? Nope you idiots! That was just some random whale with human legs posting on a Monday night. The joke is on the internet, I suppose. Because I definitely didn’t just stare at that Instagram for 20 minutes straight in a very creepy manner and start wondering if I may indeed be a furry at heart. No siree, not this guy. That would just be weird, right?