When I closed my eyes, I could have sworn that Christopher Wallace was spitting hot fire again. Nope, just a 70+ year old Cuban immigrant on a sparsely watched ESPN show. However, I can’t lie, I was pretty disappointed when I realized Papi wasn’t going to rap any Bone Thugs lines. I have listened to “Notorious Thugs” roughly 10,000 times and I still just grunt noises whenever the Bone Thugs parts come on. Being disappointed that Dan Le Batard’s dad didn’t break down the lyrics to a timeless hip hop classic is #WhitePeopleProblems like you read about.
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