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So Alan Hahn did a reddit AMA a few weeks ago and I finally got around to checking it out. Hahn was peppered with questions about the 2015 Free Agency class because that’s what life is like for Knicks fans now. Here were his answers:


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Nothing really groundbreaking, but I completely agree with Hahn’s take.  There is almost no chance that Durant comes to New York and plays in a crazy market with a dipshit owner.  The one X-Factor is that Phil is a great basketball mind that can probably talk up superstars better than any other executive in the league.  Pat Riley recruited LeBron James by talking about Michael Jordan and legacies.  Well Phil helped put those 6 rings on MJ’s hands (and vice versa, obviously).  Add in the 7 Phil won with the Knicks and Lakers, and you have to think that any player that wants to win titles will at least give the Zen Master a chance to plead his case.   There is already one superstar here in Melo, so if KD wants to come here, it wouldn’t be the craziest idea in the world.

But Durant strikes me as a guy who either stays loyal and re-signs with Oklahoma City or goes home like LeBron and plays for the Wizards.  Making Marc Gasol the priority is the best option and probably the best fit for the Knicks.  A team running Phil Jackson’s triangle offense with an elite scorer and a Gasol brother won the Lakers two championships.  Granted, there were also players like Ron Artest, Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum, and Derek Fisher in the mix.  But getting one of the best centers in the league to pair with Melo would be a hell of a start to competing in the East with LeBron and the Cavs.

A few other “highlights” from the AMA:


This has to be the all-time worst answer to the question “What is your best Clyde story?”.  Clyde Frazier was stylin’ and profilin’ in Paris, and the best story you have is that you walked around and took pictures?  What an absolute crock of horse shit.  I want to hear that Clyde and Hahn hit a dozen French brothels and partied like it was the 1973.  Unacceptable.


Rirruto10 comes in hot with that question and Hahn throws it right back in his face.  Rirruto is lucky that Hahn didn’t knock his block off for chirping at his “sisters” like that.  And for the record, homey is spelled H-O-M-E-Y.



A great question by Mommy_Fucked_Gandhi.  And Alan’s answer just ripped open a huge scab in my Knicks fan soul.  I am going to go stare out my window drink a fifth of vodka as I try to get 2-18 out of my head now.



So Larry Donnell AKA The Black Voltron shouted out this reddit thread for trying to come up with a nickname for the (soon to be) greatest tight end of all-time.  I am not here to disparage anyone, but the nickname The Don would be the most basic nickname in NFL history.  The evolutionary Black Unicorn + Megatron-esque matchup nightmare  = The Black Voltron.  It is really that simple.

So what I need everyone to do is to go to that reddit thread, Donnell’s Twitter feed, and/or Donnell’s Instagram page to let him know that you want his nickname to be Black Voltron.  If not for me, then for the criminally underrated 80s cartoon and toys that we all knew and loved.  #BlackVoltron has formed.

P.S. The Voltron song was absolute FIRE.  The first rapper to make a good song with that beat wins the rap game forever.

For more unabashed Black Voltron slurping, follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport


You can learn a lot about a man by the way he treats Yoshi in Super Mario Bros.  Some people feed the Yosh and will never leave him behind.  Others think that sentencing your best friend to death for some more points/stars is the right move.  To each their own, I suppose.

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So Giants defensive back Prince Amukamara did a Reddit AMA yesterday.  Being that I hardly know the guy, I was hoping that the AMA would give me an idea of ol’ Princey Poo’s personality before the Giants decide to lock him up to a long-term contract.  Onto the questions. (more…)

As always, give the page a minute to load.  Rome wasn’t built in a day, and they didn’t even have Gifs.  “Roman Empire” my fanny.

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A busy week at work can’t stop me from posting my favorite weekly blog. It just caused it to come 24 hours later than usual. Give the images a minute to load and enjoy!

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Sorry for the late post, had some stuff to catch up on today. But nonetheless a bunch of tiny, moving pictures await:

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   Your moments of zen await…

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Reddit Gif Dump Wednesday

Posted: June 25, 2014 in GIFs
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Another halfway point of the week, another buttload of tiny moving awesome pictures. (more…)


I saw this picture on Reddit today.  Believe it or not, there was a time when people couldn’t see a random picture and compare it to some random scene in an X-Men movie.  My mind is still blown that someone put these two pictures together to compare them.  God Bless The Internet and God Bless Reddit.