Posts Tagged ‘snacks’

Final Rating: 5.5/10. Kind of weird, kind of good. Still not sure what to make of these snacks. They also had strawberry jelly flavored snacks, but if you use strawberry jelly on your PB&J, you are a flat out lunatic. And I will not debate the crust issue. Crust on pizza = AWESOME. Crust on grilled cheese = good. Crust on PB&J = :Spit:

That was me spitting on my computer. That’s how strongly I feel about it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to clean my monitor.

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Final Rating: 7.2/10. If you are going to say something tastes like a s’more, it sure as hell better taste like a s’more. And that cookie did not taste like a s’more. S’mores are as American as apple pie, so try to avoid spitting on the Constitution next time your flavor scientist nerds are making flavors in their lab, Oreo. And I will use that line from The Sandlot every single time I taste a disappointing s’mores product. Because The Sandlot is simply classic American cinema.

And finally, continuing with the “America” theme, ripping open that resealable packaging with one hand in the epitome of “American brawn”. I could probably be a G.I. Joe character if they still made those cartoons today.

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Final Rating: 8.1/10  There are 3 certainties in life:

1. Whenever a snack food has a “limited edition” or “limited batch” of a new flavor, I will 100% buy it.

2. I will rate any Cape Cod chip (other than Buffalo Cheddar) at least a 7.5 because of how well they kettle cook the chips.

3. People will mispronounce the word “chipotle” and it will drive me bananas.  I should not be friends with those people.

As for the chip, I’m not a huge flavored-chip guy.  It’s decent, not great.  Give me a bag of regular Cape Cod chips any day of the week.  And bring back the Dark Russets, God dammit!

P.S. I was in the Cape over the summer and stopped by the Cape Cod Potato Chip Factory.  I hate to admit how high that was on my bucket list.  Still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it.

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Final Rating: 8.7/10.  If you have watched my reviews, two things have become abundantly clear about me: I love flavored Blue Diamond almonds and I love 90s/2000s hip hop. So this review takes care of both of those. These things taste more like a candy than they do a snack, so keep that in mind if/when you buy them. And Foxy Brown remains incredibly underrated.

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Final Rating: 7.4/10. The flavor of Cheez It crackers are incredible. For my money, they are the best cracker in the snack food game. You don’t get that type of strong cheddar taste unless you are digging into the batter’s box against a Henry Rowengartner fastball. However, on the cheese puff, the flavor just tastes fake. It gets a 7.1 because like every cheese puff/doodle ever, these things are addicting. The real news here is that you can eat a ton of these and not walk away with solid orange fingers. That’s worth 0.3 review points, easily. Now we need the people at Cheetos to steal this technology and finally make the world a perfect place.

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