Johnny T Nailed What It’s Like Riding The Subway Every Day

I love everything about this video.  It calls out the subway for what it really is: One of the worst places on Earth.  The only beefs that I have with Johnny T are that his accent is a little extreme and he is a spineless Yankees fan.  But his rules were very accurate.  Here are a few that Johnny left out:

1. If all the subway cars of a train are full except for one, DO NOT GO IN THAT CAR.  Because there is a dead homeless person inside that smells like shit.  Actually smells like shit is wrong.  They smell like dead homeless person, which is a very unique smell that you will never know (or forget) until you actually smell it.

2. If you are going on the 7 train, you will be swarmed by Asians the same way NYC was swarmed by killer bees in the Wu-Tang Triumph video.  Just close your eyes and protect ya neck.

3. Do not ever look a street performer in the eyes. Their lifeless, soulless glance will actually make you think about paying $1 for that absolutely horrific rendition of Jingle Bells.  You must put your headphones in and glue your eyes to the floor the second that glorified pan-handler asks for everyone’s attention.

And while Johnny T did a bang up job, we can all agree that nothing beats Kneehigh Park when it comes to learning about life in the city.

<em>h/t <a href=”http://twitter.com/lowballj”>@lowballj</a&gt; for the link</em>

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