I Made An Entire “One Shining Moment” With The Sad Wisconsin Teletubby Because I Had To

Listen, I hate Duke as much as the next guy. Their fans are arrogant and their players are just so hatable. But if you wear a red Teletubby outfit in public and have a sour puss on your face when your team loses, you deserve the countless bad internet memes that will come out for the next few days/weeks/months. They used to say that everyone has 15 seconds of fame. That is no longer the case. Now everyone is either an internet meme or has a sex tape. That’s just like in 2015, folks.

PS- After multiple viewings, I think this is my favorite part of the video:

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Duke Using An 8-Bit Scoreboard On Throwback Day Would Be Cool If It Wasn’t Duke

SI.com– The Duke Blue Devils will host the Tulane Green Wave Saturday for a “throwback football game” and the school is committing to the concept by using an 8-bit video board instead of the now common high-def Jumbotron.

Classic nerd move right here.  Take something that us common folk enjoy (old school video games) and pimp it out so we will become Blue Devils fans.  Sorry, not gonna work.  My hatred for Duke may actually be deeper than my love for Nintendo.  Screw you, Duke.  Stick to geek stuff and throw a TI-86 scoreboard up there next year.  I’d smoke all you dweebs in Drug Wars.

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