We Can All Agree That The Clarinet Ginger Kid Made A Wish Like In The Movie Big And Became Mark Davis, Right?

Now that all of the hoopla behind the Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson scandals has settled down a little, it is time to investigate the other important matters in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.   And my first task is learning everything I can about Mark Davis.  When I first saw the picture on the right, I was fascinated like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.  Nothing you can tell me about Mark Davis would surprise me.

“Mark is the love child of Al Davis and Daphne from Scooby Doo”.  Believable.

“Kids use Mark Davis as a scarecrow during the fall”.  Makes sense.

“Mark keeps his dad’s remains in another room tied to a bed like the Yellow King in True Detective”?  I wouldn’t doubt it.

So this picture could be the key to learning about Mark Davis.  Until it is proven otherwise, the Clarinet Ginger Kid made a wish to Zoltar from the movie Big to be the son of a football tycoon.

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The Clem Report’s 2014 AFC West Preview

Denver Broncos

       

Over/Under Win Total: 11.5

Odds to win division: -300

Odds to win Super Bowl: 6/1

Underrated Fantasy Player: Ronnie Hillman. I believe that Hillman is the guy to pick if you don’t believe in Montee Ball or think Ball may get hurt.  The coaching staff spoke glowingly of Ronnie Hillman over the summer.  And don’t forget, No Talent Knowshon Moreno was able to beat out Ball as the starter last year.