The Best Tweets And Photoshops Of Odell Beckham Jr.’s RIDICULOUS Catch Against The Cowboys

From Beckham’s Wikipedia page:

In case you live under a rock, and that rock blocks all cellular/WiFi signals, Odell Beckham Jr. made the 2nd best catch in NFL (and oddly enough New York Giants) history.  People will forget who won a Week 12 game between the Giants and the Cowboys.  But no one will ever forget that catch.  So in my mind, the Giants won the game.  Better luck next time, Cowgirls.

Anyway, Twitter and reddit did what they usually do, create funny content.  Here are the 13 (that’s his number and everything!) best Odell Beckham tweets/Photoshops that I saw last night:

https://twitter.com/world_wide_wob/status/536715355972829185

Cowboys fans watching ODELL BECKHAM JR pic.twitter.com/VTUdfBSv84

— Craig Sager II (@CraigSagerJr) November 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/world_wide_wob/status/536710767295213568

Catch so good you forget to do your job. http://t.co/vH7nA1flbL

— Daniel (@benchwarmerdan) November 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/world_wide_wob/status/536707535093243904

https://twitter.com/barstoolrdt/status/536730661009502210

https://twitter.com/jonfrat/status/536704397892661249

Bettah catch than Beckham pic.twitter.com/VDIZNURH8B

— BucciOT.Com (@Buccigross) November 24, 2014

Best photo I’ve seen yet of Beckham Jr.’s catch (h/t @Terence_Huie): pic.twitter.com/CSzhpTcGGZ

— Baxter Holmes (@Baxter) November 24, 2014

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The Clem Report’s 2014 NFC East Preview

Dallas Cowboys

Over/Under Win Total: 7.5

Odds to win division: +400

Odds to win Super Bowl: 50/1

The Cowboys Just Swaggerjacked The Entire NFL Season With A Mr. Belding Visit

You never know who might show up at #CowboysCamp @terrellowens and @mrbelding pic.twitter.com/4uOedbPeXk

— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) August 14, 2014

The Cowboys have already won the 2014 NFL season.  Do they have a 34 year-old quarterback coming off of back surgery and a defense that resembles Roger Dorn at the hot corner?  Sure.  But that didn’t stop Jerry Jones from hijacking the season before it even started.  While everyone else is pouring ice buckets on each other and raising money for a great cause, Jerry is canoodling with 20 somethings behind his wife’s back and inviting 90s legends to training camp.  Your move, Mr. Mara.  Just realize you will need some combination of Kelly Kapowski, Rod Belding, Chris Calloway, and Ron Dayne to even touch the hot fire that Jerruh is throwing out at Oxnard.

By the way, what a power move by Dennis Haskins going with the @MrBelding Twitter handle.  I bet his family and friends just call him Belding and he stopped fighting it after the 204,274th failed audition.  All Belding, all the time.  As it should be.

PS- There is a 0.0% chance that T.O. knows who Mr. Belding is.  Owens probably thought that he was posing for a picture with Chris Berman so he could get into the good graces of ESPN and get a post football life job.  Sorry Terrell, not gonna happen.  Being a legit asshole for your entire career gets you two things:

1. The cold shoulder from real media outlets

2. Baf reality TV shows

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A Quick Breakdown Of The “NFL Most Hated Teams” Map

The Dallas Cowboys Get The Mean Tweet Treatment

     

For some reason, we never see a negative Tony Romo tweet.  Trying to find a good, disparaging tweet about Tony Romo is like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles the size of Cowboys Stadium.

Anyone who has ever owned or played against Jason Witten in fantasy football knows exactly how accurate that tweet was.

What are the odds Dez Bryant tracked down this tweeter and beat him up?  65%?  80%?

I’m not sure I understand the Dwayne Harris tweet, but it is still a ridiculously hilarious statement.

However, the most accurate tweet was for Zack Martin.  Xbox Ones are awesome to have, but they don’t keep your feet warm and clean.  Just like a new playmaker is fun to have, but O-Linemen make sure your quarterback doesn’t need to have another back surgery.  Sometimes it’s about needs over wants.

The look Brandon Weeden gives the people behind the camera after he reads his tweet says “this person is 100% correct.  I don’t know why Jerry Jones is paying me, either”.

Brandon Carr attempting to read was as painful as it was funny.  I liked his fake outrage when he left after the third tweet, even though you know he doesn’t care what us peasants have to say about him.  Keep cutting those checks, Jerry!

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The Clem Report Podcast Episode 1: Straight Cash Homey. 2014 NFL Over/Under Picks

https://soundcloud.com/theclemreport/straight-cash-homey-2014-nfl-over-unders

I recorded my first podcast last night and I think it came out pretty well.  On this episode, I give five NFL Over/Under picks for the 2014 season.  I have included the full list of Over/Unders in case you want to make some picks yourself.